Humor
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
Part 2--
11. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play jungle sound effects all day long.
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you are not in the mood.
13. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
14. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ''I won!. I won!'' 3rd time this week!!!''
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ''run for your lives, they're loose!!''
16. Come out of the bathroom wearing diving mask, snorkel and flippers.
17. Hide yourself around corners, door jam and hallways. When someone approaches, jump out and yell, ''booga, booga.''
18. Finish all your telephone calls with the saying ''should you accept this mission...''
19. When someone asks what you are doing, reply ''what, you mean I am not invisible.''
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...share this with people not maintaining their insanity.
Have fun, the possibilities are endless!
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How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
Part 1--
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone ask for something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ''in.''
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with ''in accordance with prophecy.''
7. Dont use any punctuation marks
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive through order is ''to go.''
10. Sing along at the opera.
Keep laughing!
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