Humor You Know You're a Homeschooler When ...
- When your child is teased that there are poisonous snakes in the hole she fell into, her calm response is, ''That can't be. There are no poisonous snakes in our state.''
- Your 6-year-old hears you discussing something involving numbers and wants to know, ''How would that look in a pie chart?''
- Your 5-year-old says she heated up her silly putty and you fear she put it in the microwave. When you ask how she heated it, she replies, ''Well, just with my carbon dioxide.'' She means she breathed on it.
- Your daughter sees a piece of art you painted before she was born. Her first question is, ''And how did you FEEL while you were painting it?''
- You can't cut into a piece of fruit in your house without the kids examining the seeds and begging, ''Can we plant them?!? Can we?''
- There are tadpoles swimming on your kitchen counter, right there between the cutting board and the coffeemaker. Said tadpoles are in a glass bowl from your china cabinet. Over by the china cabinet are butterfly chrysalises you don't want to throw out because they're just so cool.
- You shout, ''Ewww!'' because you find a half-eaten bird in the garage. Your daughter scolds you by saying, ''Not ewww ... Cool!''
- Your daughter is supposed to be changing into her pajamas, but instead she stands in front of the mirror with her t-shirt hanging off her head because, ''I look like one of the kings of Egypt.''
- Your daughter is looking for a way to light the back of the closet and says, ''Mom, do you know where a flashlight is, or should we make one?'' | | suebattel |
| | Homeschool helps It Is Possible!!
Perhaps my biggest misconception about Homeschooling, was that it just wouldn't be possible for ME to teach my children as well as public/private school teachers could.
I dont' have a teaching degree, and never had experience, other than in church, teaching younger children. Honestly, the thought of my children's success/failure in school, weighing solely on my shoulders, terrified me!
It was a leap of faith, for my husband and I to step into the Homeschooling world, but through God's grace, we're working on year number three, and are excited to say....IT IS POSSIBLE!
This year, we had decided to start a bit later in the year than before, but the kids are begging to get started sooner! This fact alone, amazes me! It's really that enjoyable to them, and I never thought that would be.
I'm so blessed to be able to see my children so much now. The mundane 7am-3:30pm cleaning house, running errands, and other chores while my kids were at school and husband at work, was just not the life I wanted. I missed them!! Now, we do almost everything together and we have fun with life!! The Lord has even blessed my husband with a job that allows him to be home by noon each day now. It's a joint effort for him and I, and it's been the best ''job'' either of us have ever had!
My prayer is that other parents will hear the call, as a ministry, to homeschool their children, and then be courageous enough to step out and take the chance.
Homeschooling is MORE than possible...it's a delight, and the enjoyment that comes from watching your own children learn and grow is enough to make this so worth while. It's such a blessing, on so many levels! | | usanglers |
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